TOTD – What The Hell Did I Miss?!

This is the hardest thing that I’ve ever written. By far. There will be times, in all of this, that I can’t see straight. I apologize to no one. This is exactly how it is… even after all these years.

TOTD – What The Hell Did I Miss?!

I’ve been accused of a lot of things… all warranted. I am not the poster child of Good Behavior. I have failed many times, more than most, I expect. I accept that. I know it

TOTD – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

Thought of the Day – How Big is Your Bitter End?!

by Senator Brett

Oftentimes, I find it odd when someone tells me that they will be with me until the bitter end… because, let’s be honest… they, obviously, don’t know exactly how bitter my end is actually going to be. It’s going to be

Valentine’s Day Short Love Story

Since it is Valentine’s Day I thought I would share with you, guys and gals, a short love story with a surprise ending. I know that I may come across as

TOTD – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

Thought of the Day – Are You Too Dumb For Your Hair?!

by Senator Brett

The other day I picked up a canister of Axe hair putty instead of my normal Garnier Fructis putty (Yes, I prefer Garnier. I don’t care what you think of me, it’s a great product for a great price). While fixing my hair for the first time, using this product, I glanced down at the upside down lid and I noticed the strangest thing.

TOTD – Elf or Lazy Monster?!

Thought of the Day – Elf or Lazy Monster

by Senator Brett

According to my Facebook feed I’ve come to the realization that elves everywhere need to get a J-O-B! I mean,

TOTD – Why God is so Damn Good?!

Thought of the Day – Why God is so Damn Good?!

by Senator Brett

I always hear Christians say pithy statements like, “God is good”… no matter the circumstances. And, it gets me to thinking…

If God is, indeed, good… then God is

TOTD – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

Thought of the Day – Can She Come With Even More Red Flags?!

by Senator Brett

Anytime that I am out-and-about on the town and I happen to notice a really hot chick who is totally trashed and smoking like a chimney stack I think to myself,

TOTD – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

Thought of the Day – Do I Need a Body Wash?!

by Senator Brett

There are a lot of words that mean something totally different than what they sound like what they should mean… like “Couscous.” Some of them sound dirty; however, they are not… like “Couscous.” As in

TOTD – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?!

Thought of the Day – Does Your Drink Come With an Asterisk?! 

by Senator Brett

People are constantly telling me that it is my personal best interest that I mature exponentially; however, I have never taken this advice to heart. Or so I thought. But, yesterday

TOTD – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

Thought of the Day – Where Are You Going With That Bottle?!

by Senator Brett

The other night I noticed a commercial on television for a new product from the Pernod Ricard Company for a new line in their popular rum products called “Malibu Red”